Windows Global Support scam
I just spent 16 minutes 26 seconds on the phone to Windows Global Support. Their technicians had identified "errors" on the computer I was using and wanted to help me resolve the problem.
Unfortunately I didn't think the start recording until I'd already been transferred to a "senior engineer", and I didn't realise it was set to a 5 minute maximum, but it was fun nonetheless. I think I need to make the shiny fresh Ubuntu Unity desktop behave a little more like Winders.
I'll do better next time - promise.